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A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, anything you say can and will be held against you. Welsh cymraeg is a celtic language spoken in wales cymru by about 740,000 people, and in the welsh colony yr wladfa in patagonia, argentina yr ariannin by several hundred people. The feeling among welsh fans was that something was afoot, that they could deny england a grand slam at wembley andy martin fri 3 apr 2020 07. Oct 26, 2009 in rugby tales, lawrence dallaglio recalls with affection and razorsharp humour, the behindthescenes stories that have previously only been shared within the world of international rugby. The welsh language is a celtic tongue that predates the roman conquest. During a wales v england match at the millennium stadium a lightning storm hit cardiff and a bolt was conducted through the towers to the touch line. Warren gatland takes wales out for training and tells everyone to assume their.
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